“ The Constitution references the quote unquote people, time and time again. This is simply another way of referring to the proletariat, and who referenced the proletariat through out his entire manifesto? You guessed it, Karl Marx. In fact this “Constitution” as it is called is really nothing more than a Manifesto of the type of country our founding fathers would have loved to see us devolve into.”
Beck said Friday as he began what would turn into a three hour diatribe about the failings of the men who founded our country.
“You see, I make these connections, nobody else can. I see things that most people say aren't there. Now maybe their right, but that doesn't mean that I'm wrong.” Beck went on to relate how Jefferson and Sam Adams were obviously NAZI's. Beck pointed out how the men were members of a group known as the Sons of Liberty, whose symbol was the Liberty Tree. The Liberty tree was an oak. Oak trees grow in Germany. Hitler grew up around Oak trees. It was a white oak that instilled in him the ideas that lead to the idea of a master race. As Beck revealed on his show this creates an unbreakable link between the author of the Declaration of Independence, Leader of the Boston Tea Party and Murderer of over 12 million people. Beck went on to attack Nathan Hale for only being willing to give one of his lives to his country and asking what he possibly could have been doing with his others that was so important, and he made a very plausible argument that Paul Reveres One lamp/ Two lamp system was inspired by third chapter of Mein Kampf.
In the few days since Beck's announcement that the men who brought the great social experiment of representative democracy to the world were in fact Communists and National Socialists, the liberal factions have made it quite clear that they care little for Mr. Beck's interpretation of history.
Cammie Wyrdon of the Left leaning Daughter of the American Revolution, released the following statement to major press outlets yesterday and we just happened to get our hands on a copy.
“Mr. Becks criticism of our founding fathers would be laughable if it weren't so contemptuous. While it is important that we not view our historical heroes through rose colored glasses it is also important that we view them with a sense of historical context. In this case the context is that neither the Marxist movement that gave way to Communism nor the vile bigotry of Drexler and Hitler had been created in the time in which our founding fathers fought for our freedom from the crown.”
In response to the relentless criticism Beck has chosen not to recant on any of the statements he has made on the matter thus far. Instead shortly after the DAR press release Beck said that if the founding fathers “wish to defend their positions on how they have set our country up to fail then they may meet next Wednesday night at Liberty Hall, a name I'm sure that they would know nothing about, for a debate on the TRUE origins of our country.”
When informed that the Founding Fathers have been dead for well over a century Beck took it in stride noting that “this is exactly the type of lackadaisical attitude that may be at the very root of the problems in our country. If these men couldn't found America on the basis of the American dream then they are worth little more than the some total of all the paper their faces have been printed on.” Beck proceeded to put on a pair of vanity glasses then remove them to wipe tears from his eyes before continuing “I will be at Liberty Hall this Wednesday and if those brave men who defeated the largest empire the world has ever seen are too cowardly to show their faces then I will have to say we know just what kind of men they were...Commies and Nazis.”
A spokesperson for the Founding Fathers said in a press conference yesterday. “My clients are and have always been Patriots. Many of them died defending this country and others in their course acted as it's duly elected president. Every last one of them was a patriot, however as they all have prior engagements with their graves, they will be unable to attend.” As of the time of printing Mr. Beck had yet to respond to this blatant rebuff.
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